Katie's (Further Expanding) World

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

Urge to dress like penguin has never been stronger.

Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

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It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

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There was life before Google and I was there. 

So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why?

cracked:

codyjohnston:

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.

#LaughablePenisRights

#NotAllLaughablePenises

And then we built a Tumblr (operational) and a dick-shrinkin’ beam (in prototype) to further that twisted agenda, without ever stopping to write thoughtful, empathetic articles (that still bring the jokes) like this.

Whenever people say that straight, white men can’t *get it* I sort of always think about Jack and David and such and go but…but..#notallmen

veronicamarsconfessions:

Trigger Warning: “It makes me rage that of all the Veronica Mars-based projects, the one that goes ahead is based around a character I can’t like and will never forgive. Ryan Hansen is funny and cute - but using rape culture poster boy Dick Casablancas to make us laugh is just wrong.”

Amen, alleluia.

veronicamarsconfessions:

Trigger Warning: “It makes me rage that of all the Veronica Mars-based projects, the one that goes ahead is based around a character I can’t like and will never forgive. Ryan Hansen is funny and cute - but using rape culture poster boy Dick Casablancas to make us laugh is just wrong.”

Amen, alleluia.

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

Truer words were never tumbled.

worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

THERE ARE SO MANY WORDS YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN!!!

worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

THERE ARE SO MANY WORDS YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN!!!

jcatgrl:

noblealice:

ugh, like there is LITERALLY no canonical evidence for the ~han solo: space womanizer~ head canon. like, when he first meets the ONE female character in the entire series that he interacts with he is GROUCHY and SHOUTY at her, not sauve and dashing. she thinks he…


wait I love this.

Alleluia. Let’s not pretend the sex tape is all she’s ever done, or even what she’s known for anymore. She runs more businesses than anyone who posts this shit could ever hope to. 

Alleluia. Let’s not pretend the sex tape is all she’s ever done, or even what she’s known for anymore. She runs more businesses than anyone who posts this shit could ever hope to. 

fallingskiestnt:

Shaq: “Worst case? She kills you all.” Do you think Lexi should be terminated?

I honestly have more sympathy for Karen than for Lexi. I may be a bad person.

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